Jokes

“Yassss, Sleigh bitch!”

The first time Charlie ate dinner with his girlfriend’s family, her mom prepared a huge pot of soup for the whole family. The dad, mom, and little brother were all there. Although Charlie couldn’t identify the exact contents, it smelled pretty good, and Charlie hadn’t eaten all day. Everyone was eager to eat too, so they all dug in with gusto.Charlie dug in too…and grimaced.The girlfriend’s mom noticed the contorted look on Charlie’s face, “Is everything ok?”Charlie: “Oh yeah….yeah (cough) everything’s super, this is real good Mrs. J.”Charlie’s girlfriend looks at him knowingly, “It takes some getting used to. It’s an acquired taste.”Then Charlie’s girlfriend’s little 10 year old brother pipes up: “How do you acquire the taste of shit?”Charlie gasped, not believing what the boy had said. The silence around the table was deafening, but the dad after a couple of moments and another spoonful simply shrugged: “Practice”.

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He yelled back “SURE-A-YOU CAN!”

The first woman says, “I’m going to have a girl because I was on the bottom when we did it”The second woman says, “I’m going to have a boy because I was on top when we did it”The third woman pauses and says, “I guess I’m going to have a puppy”

One night, at the lodge of a hunting club, two new members were being introduced to other members and shown around. The man leading them around said,”See that old man asleep in the chair by the fire- place? He is our oldest member and can tell you some hunting stories you’ll never forget.”They awakened the old man and asked him to tell them a hunting story.”Well,” he began, “I remember back in ’44’, we went on a lion hunting expedition in Africa. We were on foot and hunted for three days without seeing a thing. On the fourth day, I was so tired I had to rest. I found a fallen tree, so I laid my gun down, propped my head on the tree, and fell asleep. I don’t know how long I was asleep when I was awakened by a noise in the bushes. I was reaching for my gun when the biggest lion I ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this, ‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!……’ Well… I just shit my pants.”The young men looked astonished and one of them said, “I don’t blame you, I would have shit my pants too if a lion jumped out at me.”The old man shook his head and said, “No, no, not then, just now when I said ‘ROOOAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!’”

But you might not get it

according to google the years of gen z are 1995-2012 not agreeing but just confused

They sneeze (the means of production)