Jokes

I don’t see my wife & kids anymore. It’s all due to gambling.
I won the lottery and I moved to Hawai’i

“The best way to a mans heart is through his stomach.”
The surgeon was fired later that day.

I was so poor as a child that
If I didn’t wake up with a hard on on Christmas Day I didn’t have anything to play with.

After my wife heard about “A woman’s right to shoes,” she went out and bought 12 new pairs.

No officer these drugs aren’t mine, I stole them.

Always proofread to make sure you don’t any words out.

People always say, let me be Frank, I want to know who this guy is and what makes him so special…

Saw my doctor today and showed him the bleeding coming out of my ass.
He completely ignored me, and carried on pushing his shopping basket into Walmart