Jokes

How many choreographers does it take to change a lightbulb?
5, 6, 7, 8…

I just found an old website that teaches different ways you can get high.
It is the original trip advisor.

Banks need to be better at restocking these ATMs at Christmas.
This is the 5 th one I have been to that said insufficient funds.

It’s Sunday. So am 100% motivated to do nothing today.

What do you call a girl who doesn’t give head?
An Uber.

My wife and I were going on holiday. And we were discussing our secret sexual fetishes. She said she always wanted to be handcuffed. So I planted a kilo of coke in her suitcase.

Having too much sex can cause memory loss!

Oh and also, I can’t remember if I told you guys this but having too much sex can actually lead to memory loss!

My wife is pregnant, but due to Supply Chain issues we’re expecting the baby early 2023

My GPS just told me to turn around.

Now I can’t see where I’m driving.