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Fear of the show friends
Me: I’m afraid of the show FriendsTherapist: Dont worry I’ll be there for youMe: screams
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What sits in front of the mirror and gets smaller and smaller?
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Last night I was watching a Nigerian Christmas movie…
And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, “Jesus Christ!!!”. I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
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A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a readhead were running away from the cops. They spot a barn and they all run inside where the see 3 large empty canvas bags. They each hide in one of them. Minutes later the police officers enter the barn. They search all around and finally get to the three bags. The police starts kicking the bag that contained the brunette so she starts : BARK BARK! The police concluded the bag contained puppies. Then they started kicking the bag that contained the readhead. In response she started :MIAU MIAU! The police concluded that the bag contained kittens. Then they started kicking the last bag that contained the blonde. She replied : POTATOES!
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Here’s an idea
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In 2020 we’re going to have an entire year of bad puns about vision
I can see it clearly.
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A morning kiss with a tight hug is a best feeling in the world
Unless you are in prison!!
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Waving your hand back and forth with your finger facing upwards means to come towards you. Waving them back and fourth with your fingers facing down means to go away.
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The top layer of your skin is called the epidermis, and below that is your dermis. So what would be below that?
Your undermis
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