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What do you call the crews of the ship named “Jesus”?
Walkers.
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Do you ever get so high that you don’t skip YouTube ads
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A snap of a piece of this sub.
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What is your favorite (Christmas) cookie to make that most people might not know about?
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There was a dude in my restaurant waiting
We had some kind of competition, who can better wait.He could wait how hard he wanted, but in the end I won.because I was waiter.
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A man and woman had been married for 30 years
In those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said “I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!” He said, “Explain the kids!”
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What did Reddit say when it opened a vacuum?
Wow! Such empty.
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haha lol sure micro focus
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My girlfriend asked me if I’d like a threesome, and who out of her friends I would pick
Apparently I was only supposed to name one, not two
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What do you call a magic dog?
A Labracadabrador