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I like my women like i like my chicken
Dead and stuffed inside of a freezer
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Last night they had a seminar on how to withhold orgasms…
Nobody came
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What is Mrs. Claus supposed to get the man with everything for Xmas?
The bill
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
“You’re too young to smoke”.
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Hey guys if you know anyone who’s spending Christmas alone because they don’t have friends or family let me know!
Because I’d need to borrow them some chairs
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The biggest problem I’ve been having after being diagnosed with Alzheimer’s is after I wake up
I don’t know if the women in bed is my wife or if I should pay her.
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When does 45 equal 3?
When your name is Donald Trump.
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What happens when you ask a girl in India to talk dirty in DMs
Now we are discussing about Politics and Religion.
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A man and woman were about to get it on for the first time as a couple…
He begins to stick a finger in her, but she stops him and says, “Put two fingers in.”He does so, but again she stops him and says,”Put three fingers in.”Again he obliges her and begins to put three fingers in.She stops him and says put your whole hand in.”So he does.Then she says,”Put your other hand in.”So he does and she says,”Now,clap.”He struggles to clap but couldn’t.She proudly proclaimed,”Tight huh!”