Jokes

“Egypt is not an African country” Ok cool man so lets talk about football (soccer) Which is the best African country in football? “Ah Egypt Sheik!”

The Rise of Skywalker was good!!

We’re both dying inside.

So in this magical land where everyone is a cheerio. You have normal Cheerios, frosted Cheerios you know the whole 9 yards. Well this normal cheerio meets a frosted cheerio and they date and all is well. The cheerio wants to marry the frosted cheerio. He goes and to ask the dad for his blessings. The dad says “No you have to be a frosted cheerio”. So the cheerio is kinda sad so he goes to a last resort, a wizard. The wizard says if the cheerio works for him for a while year he will make him a frosted cheerio. So a year goes by and the wizard makes him a frosted cheerio, but only a half of one. So the cheerio goes to the dad and ask if he can marry her again. The dad still says no and that he has to be a full frosted cheerio. Well the cheerio goes back to the wizard and agrees to work with him one more year. So another year goes pass and the wizard makes him a full frosted cheerio. He goes to the dad and he says yes. Well they are exited and they get married. Well at the reception the wife is thirsty so she says “babe I’m thirsty can you go get me a drink” so the husband say “sure” well he goes to the water line and it’s to long, so he goes to the milk line and it is also to long. He goes to the soda line and it’s also long. So he goes to the punch line and well, there is no punch line

The New Delhi

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I’ll give you two reasons:Number 1, and number 2.