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This is unacceptable!
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Get your finest hat people, we’re going on a field trip
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Shout-out to the people who wear glasses
Soon you guys will be able to see 2020
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I was at an interview and was asked where I saw myself in 10 days 12 hours and 47 minutes
I said I don’t have 2020 vision
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What shampoo do golfers prefer?
Pantene Pro V1
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Why do all green characters names begin with “yo”?
YodaYoshiYoshrekYohulkYomama
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If anyone on this sub is thinking of getting married, consider this carefully before you do.
On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.But on the other hand, you don’t.
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What do you a call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t really matter, he won’t come anyway when you call him.
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If you’re an American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
EuropeanBut on the way you’re Russian
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What does a deaf Freddie Mercury get?
Hearing aids