Jokes

Because they make the toys.

The year is 1835, you’re traversing the Oregon Trail. You and your horse come upon a man, you introduce yourself, and he tells you his name is Terry. You laugh at him, and tell him Terry is a woman’s name. He shoots you point blank.You’ve died of Dissin’ Terry

Last time I held my sister’s baby, I dropped it. It wasn’t even a big deal, but she started freaking out. It was an accident! Just an accident, no big deal. What happened was, after I was holding the baby and I inevitably dropped it, we start arguing and she’s overreacting big time. She called the cops, said I did it on purpose, blah blah of course all the while I’m denying it. She’s all red in the face screaming at meBut my real question is, who brings a baby to the Grand Canyon?Nah I’m just kidding, my sister doesn’t have kidsAnymore

Donald Quixote

A husband and wife were dining at a 5-star restaurant. When their food arrived, the husband said: “Our food has arrived! Let’s eat!”His wife reminded him: “Honey, you always say your prayers at home before your dinner!”Her husband replied: “That’s at home, my dear. Here the chef knows how to cook…”

The first eight are Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen.The 9th is Rudolth the red nosed reindeer, and the 10th is the jerk called Olive.Why do i call him a jerk? You know… Olive the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names.

His wife: You are late.You said you would be home by 11:45 pm.Man:(Casually) I said i would be home by a quarter of 12.

Kid named Ladesh: wha…

Whoops, that came out wrongIm giving up, drinking for a year.

Who’s there?Mary.Mary who?Mary Christmas!Knock knock.Who’s there?Anna.Anna who?Anna happy new year!Merry Christmas and a happy new year, Reddit 🙂