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My New year resolution is to have better eyesight
I am aiming for 2020 vision.
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Suicide Bill is going to pass
But a lot of the supporters are still hang up on it.
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TFW you get in line to pay at a pho restaurant
And it’s a big pho queue
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Why are there so many old people in office?
Because politics is a booming business.
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didn’t see that coming
r/IdiotsInCars•Posted byu/cpt_dipshit22 hours agodidn’t see that coming
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The sky is the limit for US Presidents
Monica Lewinsky Volodymyr Zelenky
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Remember Slides?
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Trump has finally been impeached…
But only because he’s inpeared.
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What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
The space bar
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A bespectacled man heads in for a job interview
The interview is going very well, as he is nailing all the questions.The interviewer eventually asks him “Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”The man, very prepared for this common question says: “Well, I see myself still working at this company having received a number of promotions. I would like to be in a management position by then, and be well on my way to a senior management position.”The interviewer writes this down then asks “Ok, and where do you see yourself in 2 weeks?”The man was slightly taken aback. He had never heard this question in an interview before. “2 weeks? That’s an unusual question.”The interviewer shrugged. “We like to make sure our employees focus on both long-term and short-term goals here. So what do you think?”The man shakes his head. Pointing to his glasses, he says “I’m sorry, but unfortunately I don’t have 2020 vision.”
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