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A good joke is like sex
Very hard to get
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I always say “mucho” to my Spanish friends
Because I know it means a lot to them
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I don’t always have sex while I’m camping
But when I do it’s fucking in tents!
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What happens if a cow drinks her own milk?
It goes in one end and out the udder.
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A refreshing snack for the holidays?
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With all his powers, from teleportation to shape shifting to endless self-duplication, Jack Jack is essentially the most powerful being in the disney/pixar/marvel universe. There’s no way he doesn’t accidentally murder someone before hitting puberty.
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My magic wand did this
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A man mumbled to his friend, sitting at the bar,”My girl,Mary, is going to die of syphilis.”…
“No,”the friend said,”people don’t die of syphilis anymore.”They do when they give it to me!”came the response.
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Adventure Time
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Ok, I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.