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Why were the Republicans so upset over Trump being impeached
It’s proof that thoughts and prayers don’t work
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For me, relationships are like a game of hide and seek
Nobody finds me attractive.
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Donald Trump has a conversation with Putin
Putin: Nice tan. I love that shade of orangeTrump: What? I’m not orange. Impeach
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What did the person with a speech impediment say to the person who is deaf.
Read my lisp
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Pun enters a room, kills 10 people
Pun in, ten dead
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What’s the best way to code the snake game?
In python script
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that?
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Guy at a grocery store: Are those genetically modified eggplants?
Store worker: Why do you ask?Eggplant: Yeah, why do you ask?
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My Fox Card Collection
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What’s the difference between a deaf republican and a blind democrat?
A: One of them is deaf The other is a democrat