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Whoever started this “Reddit is giving away 250 coins for giving upvotes” has an iq of 176 cause it has been planned right down to the screenshots of a fake msg from Reddit……you smart mf
I applaud the effort cause you have changed reddits upvote quantity for this entire Christmas season
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2meirl4meirl
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To bulletproof
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So yesterday someone replaced a fifth of my ducks.
Well, that sucks.
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The temperature today is 0 Degrees. The Weather Man predicts that tomorrow will be twice as cold. How cold will it be?
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People say that if princess Diana had been wearing a seat belt she would still be with us today.
I say to those people. Have you tried snorting cocaine of a cock in the back of a limo wearing a seat belt? It’s fucking impossible.
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What did Lady Macbeth say to her dog?
Out, damned Spot! Out, I say!
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How does Moses make his tea
Hebrews it
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Justice is best served cold.
Because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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My wife just sent me this text: “Thespacebaronmykeyboardstoppedworking.canyoupleasegivemeanalternativewhenyougethometonight?”
Pretty excited… but does anyone know what “ternative” means?