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no excuse
12/06/2013
Me: is there a problem officer?
Cop: I noticed the vehicle swerving a lot.
Me: I had 8 beers officer.
Cop: that’s no excuse to let your wife drive.
idea
12/06/2013
I have a million dollar idea that I will share with the first million people that send me a dollar.
more beer
11/06/2013
At the bar, Bizi orders 10 beers. An hour later, he orders 10 more.
What does he have?
…A wife and 4 fucking kids…
finally
10/06/2013
I can’t be sure if my vegetarian neighbors are having sex or finally decided to eat bacon…
party problem
06/06/2013
At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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