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This is the sort of day when even this subreddit has to get serious for a moment and take in what is happening out there.
The new Star Wars movie is a piece of shit.
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I asked Donald Trump what kind of cobbler he would be.
He replied I’m peach mint.
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True.
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What do you call a kitchen that serves only kosher food?
A judiciary.
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Poor seaweed
Wanted to read, but nori, no write.
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A fruit and a vegetable stroll into a bar.
The bartender calls out : “Oh, anything the matter? You look confused today, tomato”
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What is the difference between a Lightbulb and a Pregnant Woman?
The difference is you can unscrew a lightbulb.
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I told my Asian parents that I am Asexual.
They were disappointed that I wasn’t A+sexual
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SLPT: If you use a hairdryer on your balls before sex it kills all the sperm and u can nut inside without any worry.
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How does an ESTJ become an ENTJ?