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Why couldn’t the computer technician build his computer?
Because the lights were SO-DIMM.
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What do you call a Halal buffet?
Halal you can eat.
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What do you call a mermaid who identifies as a man?
Transatlantic.
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Young woman on Soho crosswalk killed by box truck reversing the whole block and our dumbo NYPD “suspect no criminality”
A “gruesome scene” according to the Daily News. “The truck went in reverse on Broadway from Canal St. north to Howard St., where it struck the woman was in a crosswalk” and from this, according to the Post, “no criminality suspected.” You can basically drive however recklessly you like in this city, and kill anyone in any circumstances and our dumbo cops won’t ever suspect a thing.NYC deserves different, better cops.
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My cousin has dark hair. His wife is blonde. All four of their kids have light colored hair.
Genetically speaking, there’s a 15 in 16 chance that she’s cheating.
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Honestly people can be so thick sometimes…
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The real game changer!
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Now that the divisive Star Wars Sequel Trilogy has ended, what are some Sequels from any media that worked better?
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What are some not so subtle signs you are involved in a toxic relationship?
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