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Proof Greta Thunberg Is a Fake Climate Phenom
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If you give a mouse a cookie…
He’s going to ask if he can use it to improve your internet browsing experience.
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If happiness was contagious…
…you still wouldn’t have any friends.
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Why didn’t Pinnochio have many friends?
Because he wasn’t poplar.
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How to buy a politician: Pete Buttigieg’s Napa Valley wine cave, where megadonors were served at $900 a bottle
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How do you discipline your stone?
You hit rock bottom.
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Your on Death-Row, you’re given the chance of survival, but only if you sing a song of your choice, Perfectly. What song would you choose?
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So I was driving Uber tonight…
So I was driving Uber tonight and I picked up a girl from the dorms at UNCC. She sat in the front and we were chatting when suddenly she sneezed….Now. I didn’t realize it while talking, but she had a glass eye, and when she sneezed her glass eye came flying out at me. I caught it, handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. I didn’t know what else to say…So, we rode in silence for the rest of the trip until we got to Ri Ra’s Irish Pub in Uptown Charlotte. When we arrived at the bar, she turned and asked if she could have my number. I was flattered because she was so pretty, but I told her I was happily engaged.She smiled at me and said, “That’s a shame, you really caught my eye.”
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Why do programmers prefer dark mode?
Cause light attracts bugs.
Jokes
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