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He didn’t even know what happened…
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New Year New Roon
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A dog limps into the sheriff and yells “Sheriff! Come quick! They shot my paw!”
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Why did Thor suddenly become gay?
He wanted to focus on going for the head.
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What’s the difference between jelly and jam??
Ya don’t jelly-it up your missus arse!!!
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You should never EVER give up on your dreams!
That’s why you should keep sleeping!
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Hey can we pick up my mom on the way to church?
Uber: sureme: Cool, I’ll cancel the hearse.
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What’s green and probably hurts like Hell?
A cactus tampon.
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Tried facial recognition on my phone
Sad to report, it doesn’t provide the source link
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I got a stripper cake as a gift for Christmas
Its the thot that counts