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Tell us again about how you exfoliate
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Refrigerator noises at 3 AM
They say ghosts aren’t exist, but we all know that the random loud noise the refrigerator makes at 3 AM is some ghosts tryna still my food
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What’s a sub no one ever heard of?
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If the word ‘you’ wasn’t pronounced ‘u’ then a ton of time would be collectively spent from us writing the full word in texts instead of just one letter
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My 0.5-year-old cousin wants to tell you all this joke
people who make up stories and say it was their “4-year-old cousin”
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HER: kids grow up so fast these days
ME: I know, it was scary when I asked my daughter how old she was and she held up three fingers.HER: exactly!ME: she wouldn’t tell me where she found them
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What cheese does a cockney use to lure in bears?
Camembert
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Why are eggs bad bomb defusers?
They easily crack under pressure.
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Do you want to hear a racist joke?
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We don’t serve pandas in here…
A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a meal. After the panda ate, he shot the waiter and left. They called the police and the cop said, “I guess the waiter hadn’t looked up the definition of a panda”. The restaurant owner looked up the definition and it said “panda, an animal that eats shoots and leaves”.