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Why did David Carradine get so many girls
He was well hung
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Thanks I hate Mickey
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Trump has been impeached
Now it’s the Senate’s job to find out how he got in there
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My uncle always dresses up in the worst Halloween costumes. So we were relieved when he said he was going to be a Muppet this year.
He was naked with an arm up his butt.
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What do you call two Spanish people playing basketball?
Juan on Juan
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A Musician Walks Into a Porn Movie Showing At a Theatre
He’s sitting there, waiting for the movie to start when a couple comes in sits down in front of him.Not wanting to seem like some creepy incel he leans forward & says;”I did the music for this film & wanted to hear how it sounded in a theatre”The woman turns around & says;”That’s nice. We’re here to see our dog.”
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Why does Eobard Thawne love Big Belly Burger so much?
Because it’s fast food
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Concrete
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Why doesn’t anybody get offended by Irish jokes?
Because they are ALL TRUE!edit: my dead Irish dad told me that one
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What do you call eating ass while you’re both drunk?
Getting shitfaced.