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I once heard a terrible joke about Amazon
It was ruined by the delivery
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Romans be like
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F**k off Bill
A software engineer was waiting in the VIP lounge for his flight from JFK airport. He was supposed to meet his colleague for a coffee before he flew home, but the colleague was late. He spotted Bill Gates sitting alone at a table and walked over and said – Wow, I can’t believe it’s Bill Gates. Nice to meet you. Gates smiled and said hi. – Listen man would you do me a favour? I’m expecting my colleague to come any minute now. When he comes, would you walk over and just say – Hi there Robbin, how are you? Mr Gates thought it was an amusing prank and agreed to do it. The colleague finally arrived, and they sat down for coffee. After a few moments Bill Gates steps up, puts his hand on Robins shoulder and says – Hi there Robin, how are you? Robin turns around and says – Fuck off Bill, can’t you see I’m busy?
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You can think of shitty poems at 3 am about insomnia
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Behind the Scenes Ep 1: Director/Pilot Episode Introduction!
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My phone 0.5 seconds after I’ve put it down on my bed
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Pixar Meme.
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My bud Ellis, perhaps, made me piss myself. Perhaps. Perhaps…
How do check if someone’s dead? Tickle the taint.
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Why couldn’t the gay man date the line?
Because it’s a line. You can’t date a line. 🙂
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It’s bedtime and a mom is putting a son to sleep.
Son: mama, there’s a kid under the bed.The mom bends down and looks under the bed.Son: mama, there’s a kid on top of the bed.Mom proceeds to beat up the son and his twin brother.
Jokes
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