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A man asked his wife how much longer is she going to take to get ready.
His wife said, “For the love of God, I said 5 minutes. Do you actually have to make me repeat myself every 20 minutes?”
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My wife: Why don’t you write a book instead of your terrible word play jokes?
Me: That’s ……a novel idea.
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A herd of people is called a crowd
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Have no idea where to begin?
I’m not really looking to record (though, wouldn’t like to remove that option entirely), so much that I’m looking to generally create “artificial” music. That is, something that sounds like it uses real instruments, but it’s all software-based. Guitar, drums, bass, strings, brass, and so on. I feel like I would have to use multiple software.Typically, my experience is just putting notes on a staff in MuseScore, and exporting it. Outside of that, I have NO idea where to begin, what to do, that kind of thing. I did try an FL Studio trial once, but looking around in it for a bit, I feel like that might not be what I’m after. GarageBand, I have a tiny bit of experimentation with that on someone else’s computer from the past, but I’m not a Mac user anymore.
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What’s the weirdest / creepiest thing a stranger has said to you?
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What is the difference between a Kebab Doner and a Sperm Donor?
The Sperm Donor was tested for STDs.
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Having a dog is not a personality trait
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This has to be the most eco friendly sub on Reddit
We Recycle postsWe Re-use jokesWe Reduce OC
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A cowboy walks into a bar…
He became a cowman(Don’t roast me too much… it’s my first time posting)
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Hol up
If bed bugs live in beds, then do cockroaches…
Jokes
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