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The gynecologist who became a mechanic:
A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill.When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, “I don’t want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in the grade?”“The instructor said, “During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark.” After a pause, the instructor added, “I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler, which I’ve never seen done in my entire career”.
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What do you call some almonds having consensual sex?
Fucking nuts!
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iSpoofer direct install link is back up
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Would you hook up/date the opposite gender of yourself? Why/why not?
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[Struby] “You can’t have a hot woman in the NBA,” says one veteran NBA coach. “Guys will be trying to f— her every day.” “By and large the NBA is an incredibly sexist environment,” says the veteran NBA coach.
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Why does the KKK prefer driving Lincoln’s?
Cause as they say they are “All White, All White, All White!”This is satire, please don’t ban me. Fuck racism!
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Yo mommas so fat
When u look up the word “fat” in the dictionary, it’s a picture of her!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1!!!!!
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Me idiot, MAA
Ask thing answer is me
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What happened to Table at the party last night?
He got laid before it even started
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What does Santa call Mrs. Claus because she is a slut?
A ho ho ho
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