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Meirl
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Random ship I built
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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I care about how girls feel.
The firmer the better.
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Balls of Age
People who play basketball are 20. People who play baseball are 30. People who play golf are 60. Notice how when u grow older, your balls get smaller?
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What did the buck say to his wife when she asked if he thought she was pretty?
Yes deer
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I always cook with with vegetable oil.
It was a Wesson I learned long ago.
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Too True
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When you meet new people, be sure to use alot of big words…
that way you will sound, photosynthesis.my nephew told me this today, said he made it up.
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My Wife and I must be getting older. The meaning of 69 has changed …
Now we just lay on the bed and tie each others shoes.