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Why don’t Switzerland’s cars have brakes?
Because their always on neutral.
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A doctor told his patient
“Sir, I’m afraid to tell you that your DNA has been completely reversed”The guy said “ok, and?”
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What do you really need to get off your chest right now?
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The first people to invest themselves in Apple
were Adam and Eve
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Veloster vs Miata
Hey guys… I’m looking for advice here. I currently own a Miata, and since I’ll be overseas studying in a year or so I’ll need a new car. I love my Miata, such a great car. However, I do at times need to borrow my parent’s cars (in highschool rn) if I wanna get more than a few things since the Miata isn’t exactly practical. So, I’m looking at the Veloster. Power numbers seems to be higher, but how’s the handling? Something I’d hate to lose is the tail-happiness of the Miata… Thanks!PS. I’ll probably be going manual since I love throwing great in my Miata.
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Friends had a sleepover without me :/
I’m in high school and my closest friends from grade school all had a sleepover together and I’m the only one that didn’t get invited. Very strange considering we’re still very good friends and talk a lot.:(
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Just throw the whole thing out
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ELI5: Why do old instruments such as a Stradivarius violin “play” better than modern instruments?
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So I was at Popeyes the other day,
And as I was ordering some of their tasty chicken, the door swung hard suddenly with a loud bang, and lo and behold, in comes the Pope to everyone’s surprise!All of us in the restaurant turned and looked at him, swaggering his way proudly into the restaurant, cuts the whole damn queue, pushed me aside and bang his hand onto the cashiers.“I want a 3 piece, spicy and ….boneless” says the Pope.“Erm…….. Yes! Sure!” says the cashier. “And what drinks would you like sir?”“Red wine I will have.” says the Pope.“Erm…….. Yes! Sure!” says the cashier. “Is there anything else sir?”“I want it all free of charge and I want it fast like within 3 mins.” demands the Pope.“Erm…….. Yes! Sure! I’ll prepare your order right away.” says the cashier.And off he goes getting the Pope’s order ready. 3 pieces of chicken, and as he is deboning them, another guy is running off to get some red wine. Within 3 mins, the cashier hands over 3 pieces of deboned chicken and a glass of red wine filled to the brim to the Pope.“I’m sorry to keep you waiting sir, here’s your order. Please enjoy!” says the cashier.
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I’ve been playing with my Ice Bear sticker on my truck. (The “tired” eyes look terrible and I’m not sure about the “Craboo” quote)
Jokes
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