Jokes

I wa‌‌s walkin‌‌g wit‌‌h m‌‌y girlfrien‌‌d whe‌‌n ‌‌a rando‌‌m gu‌‌y whistle‌‌d a‌‌t he‌‌r an‌‌d sai‌‌d, “Nic‌‌e ass”‌‌. Sh‌‌e wa‌‌s clearl‌‌y annoye‌‌d an‌‌d demande‌‌d ‌‌I sa‌‌y something.
S‌‌o ‌‌I turne‌‌d aroun‌‌d an‌‌d said, “Than‌‌k yo‌‌u I’v‌‌e bee‌‌n doin‌‌g squats.”

Coronavirus jokes cured my depression due to quarantine.

Costco worker asked if I wanna box for my groceries. No bro I’m just trying to pay for them, everyone’s so violent these days.

religion is waiting for corona to end. so they can get back to performing miracles and healing the sick

The quarantine has ruined many marriages but mine is still going strong. Just the other day I woke up to my beautiful and loving wife holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the coronavirus.

Researchers have discovered that excessive masturbation can cause dyslexia . . .
Hwoevr tihs is olny ni etxreem caess of slef aubse

What happens when someone yells “FIRE”, during a porn shoot?

Premature Evacuations

Life is short, if you can’t laugh at yourself call me, I will.