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My brother was playing on his Nintendo Switch…
When my mother walked into the the room and said:Oh you playing on your SD…I’m so proud of her… she’s now only two generations behind and backwards!
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A black man walked into a store with his friends
He grabbed some food and paid for it at the counter
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I ran a cheese company
At the start, my company was doing very well, we made the most beautiful cheddars and perfect Parmesans. After a few years however, sales started to dip, people were getting bored of our cheeses, profit reduced dramatically. I had to come up with a way to boost sales and ,eventually I decided to make a new type of cheese.Never before has the solution also been the Provolone
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What do I have? I found it at a thrift store and I really have no idea if it’s 5 or 205 years old
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Got banned 7 days on r/dankmemes for brigaiding
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What an amazing transformation by President trump…
Going from an Orange to an Impeach…I’ll be here all week
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What console do frenchmen play on?
WiiYes, I know this is a dad joke.
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What do you call it when a professional sprinter keeps choking over and over again?
A running gag.
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A charity worker stopped me in the street and asked me if I fancied taking part in a marathon
I was going to decline but he told me it was for disabled kids and children with severe learning difficulties.I thought, fuck me, I might win this
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I don’t get why Trump is angry about being impeached
He finally got something that Obama didn’t get.
Jokes
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