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So the other day I made a free website for an orphanage….
It didn’t have a home page
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What is the most unexpected dance?
The coincidance.
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Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.”
Me: “And?”
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Horseradish Bloody Mary with the Works.
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God is a level ∞th cleric
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I bought some new brake pads imported from Israel
My car can now stop on a dime
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Blessed dinosaur taco holders
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Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow
Little Johnny called mother in law a fat cow during the dinner and got slapped upside the head by his father right away. But not hard. As was agreed
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Me:Bro ,why did you eat my pizza?
Friend:Does it have your name on it?Me:Well no, but what about your mom? I Don’t see your name anywhere on her body last night.Is she really your mom?Friend:Yeah,sorry bro.I treat you later.Wait, how did you know about my mom’s body?Me: …
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What do golfers use to wash their hair?
Pantene Pro V1