Jokes

Whereas the impeachment of Clinton was the legacy of his stain.

Don’t upvote, I just want to find out what the meaning of this joke is and then I’m done.Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, “What happened?””A kid bit me,” replied Ivan.”Would you recognize him if you saw him again?” asked his mother.”I’d know him any where,” said Ivan. “I have his ear in my pocket.”I (regretfully) got my kid this loud obnoxious robot that keeps spamming the same 2 jokes (and a few songs) on repeat, and this is one of the jokes. I’ve heard it 100+ times now and I’d just like to know what the fuck it means.

It turns out that it’s a type of friend.

I put down my book, *The Art of the Unseen*, to examine the fiery young lad before me. “What happened, son?””They took one look at me, and started calling me ‘Ginger’!”I sighed, admitting, “I’d hoped they wouldn’t notice. What did you do?””Well, Dad, you’ve taught me to always remember who I am. So I told them each to make a wish and then I beat the shit out of them.”Struggling to repress a smile, I rested a hand on his shoulder. “You’re a fine djinnja, my son.”

A paragraph, cause it’s not a full essay.

Because it’s Nerf or nothing.

I had 2 fall to lose it allBut in the end it doesn’t even matter…