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Yesterday i bought a pair of shoes from my drugdealer
But he must have laced them weirdlyI was tripping all day
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All women are bi
It’s your job to guess whether it’s sexual or polar.
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Impeachment Maelstrom Pulls Chief Justice Into Politics He Shuns
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I would tell you how awkwardly my first experience with anal sex went.
But I don’t want to be the butt of the joke.
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A cannibal on the deathbed was guaranteed a last meal of his choosing
After te execution the jail Director reported: ‘His last meal was so demanding, we had to cut staff.’
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Why did the diabetic kid die after his mother sent him to bed?
She wished him sweet dreams.
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What’s worse than ants in your pants?
Uncles
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A man is staring intently at a penny. A woman watches him confusedly for a moment before asking what he’s doing. “Well,” he says, “I have a nickel in my pocket…”
“… so this must be my sixth cents.”
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Who is the king of christmas music?
Elfis Presently
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I admit it. I’m an unemployed leather worker.
I’ve got nothing to hide.