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Why are eggs bad bomb defusers?
They easily crack under pressure.
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We don’t serve pandas in here…
A panda walked into a restaurant and ordered a meal. After the panda ate, he shot the waiter and left. They called the police and the cop said, “I guess the waiter hadn’t looked up the definition of a panda”. The restaurant owner looked up the definition and it said “panda, an animal that eats shoots and leaves”.
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I hope Attack on Titan and Tekken have a crossover
A Tekken Titan would be great!
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I had to put down my best friend today…
You hear that Kevin? You piece of shit.
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What do you call a dictionary high on drugs?
High-definition
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Anti-Vaxxers are less likely to have the cold
Because they’re already dead
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A crow flies to a woman on the street
Crow: Miss, would you donate to my charity?Woman: Why should I?Crow: CAW CAW CAW CAWWoman: What does that even mean?Crow: Its four good caws
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A few motherboard questions
Going to build a rig in a few days, however I’m still confused as to wether it would it be better to buy this motherboard alongside this wifi adapter or instead just buy this motherboard with wifi already built into the motherboard, option b is a bit more expensive but if it’s worth it I wouldn’t mind spending that much more. Will be paired with Ryzen 5 3600 and 16gb 3200 MHz ram. Also would both of these motherboards fit into the CoolerMaster Masterbox MB520?Any help is appreciated, thanks
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I got kicked out of karaoke after singing “Danger Zone” nine times in a row.
Too many Loggins attempts.
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Why did Thor suddenly become gay?
He wanted to focus on going for the head.