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Two tourists visited Rome. What happened?
They two roamed restlessly!
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Bob has no arms
Knock knockWho’s thereNot Bob
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An old, beat up sedan rear-ends a shiny, sleek coupe.
The sedan’s owner, an old man, gets out and shuffles to the front of his sedan to examine the damage. A younger couple rushes out of the red coupe, the young man flailing his arms.“You old bastard! Look what you did to my wife’s car!”The woman slaps the young man.
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What does the pop musician say to the jazz musician?
To the airport please.
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What animal is never hungry at Christmas?
The turkey! It’s always stuffed!
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Is it possible to recover from Margarine Fondling Syndrome?
My cousin Jeff had it, said he’s feeling butter now.
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
Beat it. We’re closed.
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A measuring cup got sent to prison
He was found guilty in the quart of law for litering
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A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he’s hopelessly lost.
It’s been nearly three weeks since he’s eaten anything besides what he couldforage and he’s been reduced to sleeping in caves and under trees.One afternoon he comes upon an old mansion in the woods. It has vinescovering most of it and the man can’t see any other buildings in thearea. However, he sees smoke coming out of the chimney implying someoneis home.He knocks on the door and an old man answers, with a beard almost downto the ground. The old man squints his eyes and says “What do you want?”The man says “I’ve been lost for the past three weeks
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A man walks into a grocery store.
A man walks into a grocery store. After getting all his groceries, he sees something interesting at the check-out counter. Not knowing what it is, he asks a worker. The worker replies, “Why, that’s a thermos! It keeps your hot stuff hot, and your cold stuff cold!” Intrigued, the man decides to buy it. He picks out a lovely blue one and plops it down on the check-out conveyer belt. The worker assured him that he will like his purchase, and the man agrees. After all, he often has hot stuff he would like to keep hot and cold stuff he would like to stay cold, who doesn’t? The man promptly leaves the grocery store, and the worker forgets all about the experience. He knew it was a great thermos and was sure the man would enjoy it. However, a few days later the same man storms in. He looks extremely angry and demands to see the worker who sold him the thermos. Upon seeing the worker, the man opens his thermos and flings its contents at him. The worker, now sticky and covered with popsicle sticks, is very confused. He asks the man, “What is this about? Why did you do that?” The man replies, “You lied about the thermos! It doesn’t work at all!” The worker, knowing that the thermos does work and is extremely high quality, asks, “What do you mean? How did it not work?” The man replies, “Well you said that it keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold, right? Well then explain to me why when I got to work my coffee was lukewarm and my ice cream bars were gone!”My Pakistani uncle told me this joke and it made me laugh. Hopefully you guys can get a kick out of it as well.