Jokes

“Eighty pounds,” the dentist says. “That’s a ridiculous amount,” the man says. “Isn’t there a cheaper way?” “Well,” the dentist says, “if you don’t use an anaesthetic, I can knock it down to £60.” “That’s still too expensive,” the man says. “Okay,” says the dentist. “If I save on anaesthesia and simply rip the teeth out with a pair of pliers, I could get away with charging £20.” “Nope,” moans the man, “it’s still too much.” “Hmm,” says the dentist, scratching his head. “If I let one of my students do it for the experience, I suppose I could charge you just £10.” “Marvelous,” says the man, “book my wife for next Tuesday!”

Rose: that’s OK, I’ll just share yours

He’s alright tho, it was a soft drink.

“grab a hand full of Sweets”, the merchant said to the boy.The boy just stood there looking up at his father.The owner repeated himself:- “Son get a hand full of Sweets… it’s free.”Again the boy did not move, continuing to look up in the face of his father.Finally the father reached into the candy jar and got a hand full of Sweets and gave it to his son.As they walked back home, the father stopped and asked his son why he did not grab a hand full of the free candy.The boy with a big smile on his face looked into the face of his father and said:- “Because I know that your hand is bigger than mine”.

– How long did it take you to reach 100 subs?Always wondered how long it took someone else and what was it a lot of hard work and self promotion to reach the 100 subs or did it just come on its own?As for me, it took me 3 weeks to reach 100 subs milestone.

Laughing makes your vagina tighter, so maybe you should stop scrolling past my jokes, loosey goosey.

Penn-ay!