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What’s an anti-vaxxer’s favorite restaurant?
El Polio Loco
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The bad sonic trailer is most likely a publicity stunt.
Before you say or in this case, think anything, I want to say that this is the first time a movie studio has listened to fans to such a degree.It will be much cheaper to release a creepy sonic trailer to annoy audiences and then be the hero and ‘re-design’ the whole thing. Honestly we would not be taking so much about this movie is there hadn’t been a bad sonic in the first place.This might all just be in my head, but if it isn’t, hats off to the marketing team. They are brilliant and creative enough to rival Elon Musk’s marketing strategy. Either way, it is impossible to not be impressed by the whole affair.
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What’s the difference between a jacket and a sweater?
A jacket is something to wear when you’re cold.A sweater is what you wear when your Mom is cold.
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Sour pharmacist
So, my friend was going to the drugstore, and I asked if he would be so kind as to pick up a box of finely chopped pharmacists for me. I prefer the sour kind, if they have any.He promised to do me this favour.The incident was never mentioned again.
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If the Cookie Monster existed, the Girl Scouts might become the most highly funded organization in the country.
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I’m thinking of replacing the heads on my toms. Is fiberskyn a good choice?
I’ve had a drum kit for ten years now and haven’t changed the heads or anything. Also, should I replace both heads or is just changing the top one fine?
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Meirl
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I wish all my Reddit karma turned into youtube subscribers
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What happened when Albert Einstein silenced his phone?
He won the no bell prize.
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Oh the horrors mall workers have to suffer
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