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Where does Jona Lewie do his Christmas shopping?
Deba-Debenhams
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How to make crime rates drop to 0%?
They would. If government makes everything legal.
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SLPT: If you forget presents for your family this Christmas, just tell them “Oops, my bad, I thought you said to bring my presence!”
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In Italy, children don’t leave milk and cookies for Santa.
Instead, they leave him elfredo.
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If I purchased some land for you near a swamp…
then I’d make sure to buy you a bayou by you then say, “bye you”
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Yo mama so dumb…
She thought blender was a cooking app!
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I’ve recently been asking people what LGBTQ means
No ones been able to give me a straight answer yet
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In the middle of winter I justify my self spending a whole day in bed but thinking about how many animals sleep for half the year. How can one day hurt!
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“A-Hole,” sounds ruder than asshole
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Did you know Australians don’t have sex?
They mate