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A Gungan on the loose.
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When people say “faster than a calculator”, they just mean that they’re faster than someone typing it into the calculator, not the calculator itself.
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I know a few bilingual pot heads
The Rosetta stoners
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What happened when I got kicked out of Iraq
I ran!!! Iran. Iran!! Get it
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Mimes are the only people that use actual chairs.
Get it? chAIRs.Sorry, I’ll leave
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I hate Russian dolls
They are so full of themselves
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Today, my son asked “Can I have a book mark?”
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When I do the Hokey-Pokey, I **always** put my whole self in.
And then, I shake it all about. I don’t know about y’all, but I think that’s what it’s all about.
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I recently had to get surgery done on my lungs
The doctors said it was breathtaking