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My friend was the best in Russian Roulette
He only lost once
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Do this next time you’re at the dentist.
So I was at the orthodontist today and I happened to look at my dentist’s face while I lay in the chair and he looked at my teeth. Now, as always, his face was upside down and he had his little mask thing on.For some reason, I saw his face as the right way up, which creates the funniest image ever – there’s bushy eyebrows below eyes, which is all there is on the face. I had to look away before I burst out laughing.I doubt you’ll understand what I mean, so have a look at this photo, and turn your phone upside down (rip desktop users).Basically, just try and find a face from your upside down dentist with their mask on next time they’re pulling your teeth out. It’s gonna make you lose your shit.
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TSA agents must freak out at water parks.
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My dad smashed my PS4 today
so i smashed his wife
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How I feel about my GPA is how a parent feels about their autistic child
Good enough, but embarrassing to show to others.
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What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?
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What did the Austrailian sailor say to his shipmate when he spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?
What did the Australian sailor say when his shipmate spotted the enemy ship far away on the horizon?”Good eye, mate!”
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I explained, to my friend Remi, my design for a solar kettle made of dough.
“Dough, Remi. For solar tea. Dough.”
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H-owl-ley Davidson
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I broke a table fan…
Now it has a separate fan base.
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