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(pull your shirt collar forward and look inside)
Now, spell attic in capitals
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My blood tests came back positive.
I definitely have blood.
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What’s the worst part about having sex with a miner?
Their headlamp always shines right in your eyes!!
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A ham goes to the doctors
Ham: Hey doc, tell me, am I going to be alright?Doctor: You’re cured
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A country singers truck
With the evolution of self driving cars it’s not gonna take long before a country singers truck leaves him as well as his wife.
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What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association
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Why is Spider-Man so good at comebacks?
Because with great power comes great response-ability.
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I’m so glad Jason made it to the finale
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3 new subclass for the Rogue! The Exemplar, Master Thrower, and Shadow Dragon Ninja. Almost finalized, take some time to read these over!
Exemplar, Master Thrower, Shadow Dragon NinjaThese subclasses provide some fun new ways to play and role-play one of 5E’s best classes.The Exemplar is the Rogue skill-monkey. They specialize in not just skills, but also allow you to master more tools and languages as well. You can use some as your Cunning Action, and you can even assist allies in their skill checks from a distance, shouting instructions from across the battlefield (DID YOU TRY TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN!?).The Master Thrower is self descriptive! You master the art of disarming yourself, but also becoming deadly almost any object you can hold in one hand. You may favor daggers, but feel free to launch mugs, forks, quills, stones, and light-weight improvised weapons with unerring accuracy. You can even throw two weapons at once!Shadow Dragon Ninja provides a ninja option for rogues, without needing to dip into Monk to get some of the flavor and abilities. Sneak attack with more weapons, and your unarmed strikes! Sneak Attack when you Crit! And become practically invisible the untrained eye while hiding in the shadows.Please leave some comments, questions, and constructive criticisms down below! These aren’t perfect yet, and I need your feedback. Even if you only read one of these subclasses. Thanks!
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I was embarrassed when my wife found out that I was playing with my son’s train set, so I threw a blanket over it.
I think I managed to cover my tracks.
Jokes
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