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Need Not a Straw
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My favourite High School memory
Leaving.
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I eat pussy like I smoke cigarettes.
All the way to the butt.
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When they have a snoring problem
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Laser printing
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What is worser that finding a worm in Apple ?
Finding a half of worm
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I used to think consent was only verbal
But the other day I was sleeping with a woman. I asked her if she was into butt stuff. She didn’t respond one way or the other but I could tell by her body language. I got two thumbs up
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Living in London society in “1984” be like…
“Begone, thoughts!”
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Age is just a number.
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Obi-Wan Kenobi started a marijuana dispensary on Tatooine. What’s it called?
The High Ground.