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How to win an election
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Save the planet and Go green dammit!
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Anyone ever wonder how the donkey became the symbol of the Democratic Party?
It’s the Republican Party that’s full of jackasses.
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Sting punched me in the face once.
I called him “The Edge” by mistake.
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Two for the price of one!
A man walks into a bar after stealing 20% of my couch.Ouch.
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I went perineum sunning,
and I feel a-hole lot better.
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I Like My Women Like I Like My Gingerbread Cookie’s
Ginger and covered with white frosting
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“I’m going undercover” is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps…
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What band does Trump hate the most?
Foreigner, he never developed a taste for them
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A man was getting ready to go down on a gal…
He said,”damn you got a big vagina, damn you got a big vagina.””She said,”you didn’t have to say it twice.”He said,”I didn’t!”