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I would tell you a Trump joke…
But it’s border line offensive
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A fancy-sounding Hispanic name
A need a Hispanic name that sounds very noble, the kind of name you hear and thinks “That’s somebody important”, a name that could easily belong to royalty.
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A thief stole a third of my cow.
Ow.
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Do you know how we call rival towns?
Adver-City
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The last airbender has returned to us, but he is really old
Boomer aang
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What’s a Chad’s favorite element?
Bromine
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How to retire at the age of 18
Get a job at the tire shop.
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Does any one else find them selves writing comments then realising these people dont know me well enough to know I’m joking so delete it. If so what springs to mind.
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They fill your bottles with tears.
Alcohol ruins lives I’m not here to get preachy so heres my storyMy dad is an alcoholic, comes home late and drunk never has time for me but has time to drink and go to bars, I blame him but I also blame the company’s and businesses that supply him.Legal or not Alcohol does more damage legally than illegal drugs, and it damaged me. That’s all.
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Do you know why one side of the flying geese ‘V’ is longer than the other?
Because one side’s longer than the other