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Should I start Cook or Fournette
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Donald Trump found out about impeachment tonight coming after him.
Donald Trump: “Was she the stripper from Georgia? Write her a check.”
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What does the monster under your bed look like?
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WHAT did you DO?
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[At proctologist’s office] Me: *unzipping pants nervously*
Doctor: You’re understandably nervous, but please zip my pants back up.
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What do Blues Artists and Jeffery Epstein both like?
A Minor!
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Where is Hornet Sentinel in the Hall of Gods? I can’t find her.
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Why do Americans love Russian dolls?
Because they’re full of themselves
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Two identical twins that were separated at birth were asked how they reunited
Well, one said, “we met online and immediately noticed many physical similarities”The other chimed in “ we both mentioned in our bio how we never actually met our parents”“It was quite a strange coincidence that we met, huh”“Yeah, grinder is a wonder, isn’t it?”
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Two old women sat on a park bench.
A man in a trench coat approached and flashed them. One old woman immediately had a stroke. The other old woman, couldn’t reach.