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What did the gangsta say to the phone?
“Back up before i whoop yo ass!”
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Recommendations for a noob philosopher?
I’m looking for some sources to help get me started in philosophy. I have mainly explored religious philosophy, a little bit of politics, and stoicism. I would like to explore secular philosophies and ideologies. Online resources (especially YouTube) would be preferable, but book recommendations are also welcome. Thanks!
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What do you call a really persistent uncle?
A pain in the ass.
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What is an ocean that Bill Cosby could envy?
Jello Sea
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It was freezing that day and I prayed for snow at my wedding…
It never happened but I got 8 inches on my honey moon.
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Why Did Santa Buy 3 Gardens?
So he can ho ho ho
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Two psychiatrists are taking a walk and happen upon a person lying bleeding from a stab wound.
One of them says to the other, “The person who did this really needs our help”.
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President Trump: “Stop calling me orange!”
“Impeach”
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A blind man walks into a bar.
And a table. And a chair.
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What did Trump say when he is impeach(ed)
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