page six
I couldn’t buy perfume this week so I rubbed a magazine on my shirt. When people ask ” What’s that heavenly smell?”
I say “Page six.”
Never lie to a smart woman!
Never Lie to a smart woman…
A man called home to his wife & said, “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss & friends… We’ll be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week,set out my rod & fishing box . We’re leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things .. Oh and Please pack my new blue silk pajamas..” The wife thinks about this, being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.. The following Weekend he came home a little tired but looking good.. (more…)
Sink fixing…
I don’t think the milf next door watches enough porn. She asked me to come over and fix her sink..it’s been 20 minutes and I’m still fixing her sink..
I can`t wait!
Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory.
Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.
They all gonna die!
I just read a report that said men should ejaculate at least 5 Times a week to prevent prostate cancer so what I got from this report is that most married men are going to die from prostate cancer
