explanation

wife:”could you explain to me why I woke up this morning with a cucumber up my arse? ” husband:”could you explain to me, why you didn’t wake up when I put it there? “

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Never lie to a smart woman!

Never Lie to a smart woman… A man called home to his wife & said, “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss & friends… We’ll be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion i’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week,set out my rod & fishing box . We’re leaving from office & I will swing by the house to pick my things .. Oh and Please pack my new blue silk pajamas..” The wife thinks about this, being a good wife

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Sink fixing…

I don’t think the milf next door watches enough porn. She asked me to come over and fix her sink..it’s been 20 minutes and I’m still fixing her sink..

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I can`t wait!

Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory. Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.

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They all gonna die!

I just read a report that said men should ejaculate at least 5 Times a week to prevent prostate cancer so what I got from this report is that most married men are going to die from prostate cancer

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