I don’t think the milf next door watches enough porn. She asked me to come over and fix her sink..it’s been 20 minutes and I’m still fixing her sink..
Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory.
Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.
Popeye was a lonely sailor.
No wonder he had such big forearms!
I just read a report that said men should ejaculate at least 5 Times a week to prevent prostate cancer so what I got from this report is that most married men are going to die from prostate cancer