Fun jokes

Sink fixing…

I don’t think the milf next door watches enough porn. She asked me to come over and fix her’s been 20 minutes and I’m still fixing her sink..

I can`t wait!

Scientists are close to re-enacting The Big Bang theory.
Hope its got another hot blonde with nice tits in it.

Poor Popeye…

Popeye was a lonely sailor.
No wonder he had such big forearms!

They all gonna die!

I just read a report that said men should ejaculate at least 5 Times a week to prevent prostate cancer so what I got from this report is that most married men are going to die from prostate cancer