A guy asks his girlfriend for a blowjob.
She says “No, you won’t respect me enough to marry me and I love you.” After they’re married he asks her again, she says “Not yet, you won’t want to have children with a woman who you don’t respect.” So after they have children he asks her again, she says I’m still afraid you’ll lose respect for me, just wait.” So years go by, they’re grand parents now and he says “Look, I have proven my love and respect, you are my wife, you are the mother of my children, the grandmother to our grandchildren, I just want this little thing.” So that evening she makes his wish come true and gives him the blowjob he’s waited for so long for. Suddenly the phone rings, he gets up and answers it then covers the mouthpiece and says “Hey Cocksucker, it’s for you.”