John: “Is there a problem officer?”Cop: “You exceeded 80 in 55 zone. May I see your license?”John: “ahhhh, why don’t I spare you the trouble, officer? I don’t have a license, so I shouldn’t be driving this car that I jacked from this dude I just killed. The gun I used is right here in the glove box and his body is in that trunk”Cop: “Holy shit!”The cop contacts his PD and in moments there are more cops everywhere. The chief of police steps up.Chief: “Sir, may I see your license?”John: “Sure”John had his licenseChief: “May I see the vehicle’s owner registration?”John: “Sure”

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