A man goes to the doctor and complains, “Doc I don’t know why but every morning before I leave for work I dry heave and almost vomit!”The doctor says, “Well describe your morning routine to me, if you would.”The man says, “Well my alarm goes off, I get up and have a glass of juice and some toast, maybe a bowl of cereal and I take a shower and get dressed and go to work!””and before you leave you dry heave?””Yes! I stand over the trashcan nauseous and I gag and almost lose breakfast!””Hmm… I think I must have missed something… repeat your routine for me””My alarm goes off. I get out of bed. I put toast in the toaster and get some juice. I sit down at the breakfast table and eat, and then I take a shower, get dressed and go to work! And before I leave for work I gag into the trashcan. It’s very unpleasant and uncontrollable.””So you get breakfast and then take a shower?””Yes I get some toast and a glass of juice or a coffee and I read the paper at the table and when I’m done with breakfast I take a shower and sort of plan my day while showering and then I dry myself off and get dressed and that’s always about when my stomach is flopping around in my throat.””Well I think I found the problem. You definitely need to stop reading the newspaper.”

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