Life insurance in a nutshell… The insurance agent is betting that you live, you’re betting that you die… and you hope that he wins.
Category: Fun jokes
@vartha
Me: “When we were little, my brothers and I used to play Russian roulette.” Friend: “You don’t have any brothers.” Me: “Right.”
still to come
A smart home is when it connects to the neighbour’s Wi-Fi at night and secretly mines cryptocurrency to pay for its own mortgage.
first test
Agents of special services who were caught in infidelity by their wives are discharged from work due to unsuitability.
@Gingi0
I’m going through a lot right now. Mostly because my car brakes stopped working.
@Donald
Every time someone over 40 complains about my generation, I wish I could earn a dollar. That way, I could buy a house in the economy they created.
@HappyW
Checking election results is like checking a group project grade. I did my best, but I can’t help but worry about the rest of the team messing it up.
moment
A young boy approaches God and asks, “Is it true that a billion years is just a second to you?” God answers, “Yes.” The boy then inquires, “Is it also true that a billion dollars is worth just a penny to you?” God again confirms, “Yes.” Excited, the boy asks, “Can I have a penny…
@marsbonfire
we’re here with the first man Adam. ” tell us Adam, what do you do for fun?” ” I like to play volleyball with Eve and watch her boobs bounce up and down ! “
@NJ
Due to Inflation, the Five Second Rule has been extended to Ten Seconds.